tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46146980341204648892024-03-05T13:12:26.079-05:00Jelly v. JamEver wonder the difference between Jelly versus Jam? This is it.Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-17291901285512121812011-07-04T13:24:00.000-04:002011-07-04T13:24:52.392-04:00How I Spend My Freetime, and why I need a life: The History of the Guinea Pig<!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-65789721294747977832011-06-07T13:38:00.000-04:002011-06-07T13:38:20.527-04:00Hump Day--Not What I Signed Up For. . .Gather ‘round kiddies, it’s time for another fun filled story about the ways of the world. Some people think that Mondays are undoubtedly the worst days. Let’s look at the facts: you’re groggy, possibly still hungover from the weekend. The memories of that glorious free 48 hours you had are as fresh in your mind as the cup of coffee that can’t seem to do its job. Loser!
On Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-58491565353832753652011-05-24T10:00:00.006-04:002011-05-25T00:54:20.962-04:00In Honor of the World's Biggest BadassAttila the Hun, as called any other name will forever be known as the Scourge of God. Let us take a minute to reflect upon this title, and notice who has yet to be dubbed such.
Mussolini
Hitler
Mao Zedong He was handsome before he turned into Jabba the Hutt...
Genghis Khan You know what to do...
Saladin
Martha StewartThe Dark Side of the Force surrounds this woman
I’m Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-47400307134977977752011-05-20T18:08:00.029-04:002011-05-20T18:08:00.703-04:00A Tale In Two Sagas PT 2So Said and I met up and first grabbed some local cuisine, which was to die for! Not to mention some premium tobacco worth dying for. Now Said said he had some plans, but could meet me at his home later, and after giving me his address went off. I wandered around a bit until I met a man who could understand English quite well and invited me back to his place for some tea, which Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-11489538210695684682011-05-20T05:54:00.001-04:002011-05-20T07:09:57.780-04:00A Tale In Two SagasTHE LESSON:
You may remember the mentioning of my vacation to the sub-continent of India. It was a remarkable trip! I finally got to see so many of the places that I’ve only studied about—including witnessing an actual Tibetan monk debate in Dharmsala. I met all kinds of gurus and travelers like myself, who were simply trying to find a larger meaning to life.
Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-81542618966448945822011-05-18T23:45:00.000-04:002011-05-18T23:45:18.367-04:00The Triumphant ReturnWell, here we go, back in business after a rather lengthy hiatus. You may be wondering what could keep such an up and coming blog from updating, and the answer, which is most certainly not whiskey related (unlike my first marriage), is vacation. I decided to go on a rather lengthy trip to the Indian sub-continent to find myself and to once and for all find the difference between jellyChrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-16690057110440640942011-02-02T07:11:00.000-05:002011-02-02T07:11:05.043-05:00Re: TurtlesSorry for the hiatus, but as previously stated, I have no clue what I'm doing here... The story shall be elaborated on in comical fashion in... maybe three posts...
This comes from a buddy of mine who wanted me to put this up. It's about how I relate to turtles.
Ya see, it started all with this: ... or rather descriptions of this:
Or maybe not really that terrifying... Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-17078453842991262442011-01-17T03:26:00.001-05:002011-01-21T00:57:43.055-05:00Yeah, don't really know what I'm doing...But who does when they're blogging. Seriously, nothing is serious on the internet! :)
But this does come from a rather serious framework, right now, anyway. I hear all the time, 'when do you plan on quitting smoking?' My first instinct is to say, "When you're dead and buried, now shut it, you son of a bitch!" But it's usually after my first drag, so it's a little more Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-31633551499174452362011-01-10T18:54:00.001-05:002011-01-10T18:56:32.312-05:00First Real Post?Well, here I am.
I'll do some explaining, the old question is always what's the difference between jelly and jam? Answers are numerous: jelly has no fruit in it, jelly doesn't shake like that, and one cannot jelly certain parts of anatomy up other parts of anatomy... but that's really not what we're here to deal with right now.
This is the first rant (of the new year, even, too!). IChrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4614698034120464889.post-33982201213087529302011-01-09T01:19:00.000-05:002011-01-09T01:19:53.516-05:00PreambleI have too much free time, an overactive mind, a sarcastic ass like quality, and I think my cat's better than yours. So, I started a blog. Welcome to madness, this is Jelly v. Jam.Chrispyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17993376957345654892noreply@blogger.com0